Lyrics for 70s commercials

25 Feb

This is my blog post for commercials of the 70s that I remember. This is a general post of just a few words, but if I can find more of the lyrics or remember them. I will make a separate entry for each of those commercials that are so notable I remember them or that can be found on You Tube or sometimes the lyrics are printed elsewhere. There is a website with commercial lyrics from the 70s, but they missed so much. I sent them updates years ago, but they never published them.

A&W root beers got that frosty mug taste, only A&W root beers got that frosty mug taste, hot hot days mean cold cold root beer waiting for you, so quench your thirst, yeah, drench your thirst with A&W

Absorbine Jr, You work hard you ache, where does it get you? in the neck? In the shoulders? In the back? Ohooooooo Absorbine Jr it’s hard working medicine works as hard as you do

Alka Seltzer

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. you ate it Ralph, I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. no Ralph I ate it, I can’t believe I ate the whole thing, gimme some Alka Seltzer

Almaden Golden Chablis, far more inviting then you dreamed a wine could be.

Apple Jacks, a is for apple j is for jacks, cinnamon toasty apple jacks, you need a good breakfast that’s a fact, start it off with apple Jacks, repeat Apple Jacks, several times as a refrain

Armour Hot Dogs what kind of kids love Armour Hot Dogs, fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox, love hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs, the dogs kids love to bite

Beneficial Finance Company, toot toot, we’ve good for more

The loan company that gives you great money a great values. Because at beneficial you’re good for more.

Big Banana Ink Crayons, We go bananas for Big Banana Ink Crayons, you’ll learn to write a lot of ways, oh we go bananas for Big Banana Ink Crayons, their colors are so bright and gay! Oh you can learn to color, bright smooth lines of fat, draw a banana and give it a hat. Ok, bunch, (children sing) oh we go bananas for Big Banana Ink Crayons.

Big Red, say good bye a little longer, get that big bold big long lasting flavor with big red

Big wheel commercial, Look at that big wheel, roaring, charging, spinning, wining, the big wheel by Marx.

Bumble Bee Tuna yum yum bubble bee with a big balloon float shaped like a bumble bee

C & H, Pure Cane Sugar, from Hawaii, growing in the sun. Island sugar growing pure, fresh and clean, C & H Pure Cane Sugar, is the one.

Cathy Quick Curl Doll, You can fix her hair: Fancy sporty wild or swirly up or down or cutie curly in just minutes you can change it, do you like it? Rearrange it. No setting no wetting. New Cathy Quick Curl with mess upable, fix up able, beautiful upable hair.

Caramel, $100,000 Bar, chewy chewy Carmel, this is your Carmel bar Nestlé $100,000 Bar.

Campbell’s Soup, Asking kids, what’s your favorite, kids say: chicken noodle, chicken with rice, chicken with stars, you forgot to say Campbell’s.

Charlie Perfume, There’s a fragrance that’s here to stay and they call it, Charlie. Kinda young, kinda now, Charlie. Kinda free, kinda wow, Charlie.

Chevrolet see the usa in your Chevrolet, see Ellis brooks today for your Chevrolet

Chiffon butter spread, you might think its butter, but it’s not, its Chiffon

Chrysler Cordoba Ricardo Montalban (you can find this on you tube)

Cracker Jack, candy coated pop corn peanuts and a prize, that’s what you get in Cracker Jacks

C W post, Band leader sings with whole families, similar to the music man, we got trouble song. Now here’s a cereal for the whole family, sweet enough for kids, but not too sweet for me c w post. It’s crunchy, it’s light, it’s fortified too, folks I would go and try some if I were you c w post (repeat refrain of the name of the cereal) sung by family chorus family style cereal (C W post committed suicide)

Datsun, Nobody demands more from a Datsun, than Datsun. We are driven.

We’re so delikable, we look alike we smell alike we taste alike, we’re so delikable, just take a slip from us and you’re agree, we’re so delikable

Digger The Dog digging he goes with you, when you explore, just pull his leash and go for a walk, he’s your dog for sure

Dippity-Do, New ball balance, New from Dippity-Do

Dole bananas, The dole banana is the great banana and it’s great because it’s Dole.

Don’t break the ice, game, he’s the man, oh you broke the ice, he fell through

Dr. Pepper, I drink Dr. Pepper and I’m proud, I’m part of an original crowd, everywhere you go are peppers lots of folks you know are peppers, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too? Be a pepper! Drink Dr. Pepper.

Enjoli Perfume, I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and still make my husband feel like a man, because I’m a woman, Enjoli.

Home Shopping Club, The home shopping club comes to my house, it feels like I’m getting a hug, I love the home shopping club, more like 80s, this was an ad for a channel called the Home Shopping Club, a bunch of house wives sang it.

Hush Puppies aren’t a fancy shoe or a phony shoe they’re just dumb, soft and cool, you’re gonna love em, pig skin too, they’re just the dumbest, hush puppies aren’t a fancy shoe or a phony shoe they’re just dumb, put em on your feet give your toes a treat, what a comfortable shoe.

Fla-Vor-Ice, I’m the flavor ice giant with some cool advice try my freezer cold bars of flavor ice

The giant cooler, Fla-Vor-Ice Giant Freeze

Ginger Ale Tastes like love, Canada dry Ginger Ale Tastes live love

Granny Goose Chips, What is granny’s secret, I won’t say, how she makes her corn chips, fresh that way, Oh Mr. Corneille

What do you get for 99 cents at H salt fish and chips?

What do you get for 99 cents that makes you smack your lips?

You get fish, chips, cole slaw and a smile.

Hamm’s Beer From the Land of Sky Blue Waters, From the Land of Sky Blue Waters, Hamm’s the beer refreshing

Hanes will make you smooth and silky, shapely, sexy, On the coast of southern France the other girls don’t stand a chance, Gentlemen prefer Hanes

Honeycomb Cereal, Honeycombs got a big, big, bite, its not small no no on, great big taste and a great big bite.

Heinz Snack Pack, Pick up the pudding and tell me that, sure tastes Creamy, Snack Pack, Jack.

Inchworm by Romper Room, ride up and down, and up down, inch woman, I’m telling the truth, inch worm, I love you.

Junior Mints, Spread the word, pass em cool, Junior Mints

Tingle to the touch of Jean Naté, electrifying, awaken, exhilarating, Jean Naté

Koogle peanut spread, what do you do with peanutie koolie spread on a sandwich or a cracker or a bun, first you koolie then you chewlie, and then you koolie it one more time, peanutie koolie with the kookie eyes

Kool-Aid oh yeah, here comes Kool aid, crashes through a wall, going to chase your thirst away

Levi’s Blue Jeans

your jeans fit to you, and it makes me smile to think what you do, in your personal fit, Levi 501 jeans

Levi’s Jeans

Libby’s

When Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s read the label label label, you will find it, find it on your table table table.

Life Cereal, Some cereal, mom says it supposed to be good for you, you try it. I’m not going to try it. Lets get Mickey to try it, he won’t like it he hates everything, he likes it hey, Mickey!

Life, the game of life, the game the game of life the game, you will learn about life when you play the game of life, start out with two thousand dollars, and a car, go to college, or straight into business.

Lite Brite making things with light, colors light making things with lite bright

McCulloch chain Saw, You’re in luck when you got a McCulloch chainsaw

You got power by the hour in your hands…”

you got power by the hour in your hands

with you’re the a master because you keep a cutting faster

You’re in luck when you got a McCulloch chainsaw

Meow Mix, I want tuna, I want liver, I want chicken, please deliver

Milky Way candy bar, a Milky Way bar where ever you are, at work rest of play Milky Way

Miller beer If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer. Miller beer

Mounds and Almond Joy, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t, got nuts Almond Joy, Mounds don’t.

Mystery Date Game

Mystery Date, are you ready for your Mystery Date? Open the door for your Mystery Date.

Oreos, a kid will eat the middle of the Oreo and save the chocolate cookie outside for last.

Pontiac Ventura, it’s a prestige car (man sings), Ventura’s a low price car (woman sings) Pontiac Ventura, right from Pontiac.

Razzles, First it’s a candy, then it’s a gum. Little round Razzles are so much fun. Give me some, give me some Razzles, they’re a whole candy store in a package, rooty-fruit flavors, give me some Razzles, they’re a whole candy store in a package

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, you got peanut butter on my chocolate, you got chocolate on my peanut butter.

Samsonite Luggage, Barney Samsonite, Wife to Husband

Sealy Posturepedic, Hey, my back feels great come on world, have a Sealy Posturepedic morning

When you go places the show place is the Sheraton

there’s no place on earth you rather stay

from mountain parks to ocean beaches

nightlight string the girls and teaches

across the land around the world as far as you can see

when you go places the show place is the Sheraton

Slinky, what walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinky sound, it’s slinky, it’s slinky, it’s fun, it’s a wonderful toy, it’s fun for a girl or boy

Smash Up Derby with bugum, He’s demolition demon in a beat up Chevrolet, It ain’t worth a dollar so he wrecks it every day. Crash bang smash em up put em back again, Smash bang crack em up its crash up time my friend, Now here’s Kenner SSP smash up derby set, Those cars have got new sonic sound

You ain’t heard nothing yet Come on little bugum you can get it done, Bang crash crack em up smash up derby is fun. (southern accent)

When You’re Out of Schlitz, You’re Out Of Beer, buddy, you’re out of beer

Snoopy Snow Cone Machine, featuring kids using the product

Starburst Fruit Chews, a burst of fruit flavor from the very first chew! A burst of fruit flavor, in orange, lemon and strawberry too, and lime!

Tiffany Taylor, she sparkles! Boy whistles at girl

Toni home perm, Curls are back and Toni’s got em, and you can get em anyway you want em.

Bop bo curls really loose curls big soft swining swirls, Curls are back and Toni’s got em, Toni home perm

3 Musketeers commercial, Featuring a hot air balloon

I’ll like to take ride very high in the sky with my Three Musketeers

I can’t get far without my fluffy chocolate bar Three Musketeers

No matter what’s around, that’s where I can be found with my Three Musketeers

Toys R Us, the world’s biggest toy store is Toys R Us

Tropical Blend, Wild it’s the savage tan, get it fast with tropical blend, dark and sleek it’s the savage tan, get it fast with Tropical Blend.

Underalls and slender alls, someone is wearing new slender alls to make her look thinner

And I would like to see the whole world smiling with me. Coca-Cola adds life. Have a Coke and a smile.”

Levi Strauss co

ultra brite toothpaste

mother never warned me about ultrabrite

When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen

When the dog is yapping and the kids are snapping, and the house is falling down, it ain’t no joke when the TVs broke, and the car don’t work, life can be so low down, it time to relax.

WD tires and wheels, driving down the highway feeling so free tires and wheels from WD

The End

Do you know a commercial you want me to add? Leave a comment or send me a message and I really will update this blog for you.

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14 Responses to “Lyrics for 70s commercials”

  1. Ed June 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm #

    I seem to remember a commercial with the tag line ” Who knew? All the other monkeys loved bananas” but cannot remember the commercial or product.

  2. Adeline August 19, 2015 at 1:29 pm #

    Toni curls you made a mistake on jingle it goes like this Curls are back and Toni’s got me and you can get me any way you want me bookplate d bloop curls or all round body curls.

  3. Adeline August 19, 2015 at 1:32 pm #

    Sooty I made a mistake on the jingle it goes like this
    Curls are back and Toni’s got me
    And you can get me any way you want em
    Boom dee bop curls
    Or all round body curls.

    • tropicalthought August 19, 2015 at 1:36 pm #

      Yes, I think this one is the right one. Really loose curls or all body in one big curl?

      • Adeline August 19, 2015 at 1:45 pm #

        What year was this commercial Toni curls?

      • tropicalthought August 19, 2015 at 1:53 pm #

        It had to be in the 70s, but I don’t know the year of it. I can’t find a video or the lyrics of that commercial, but it was one of my favorites. I must have watched it 100’s of time, but seriously my hair is curly, I don’t need a home perm.

  4. Adeline August 19, 2015 at 1:37 pm #

    This website keeps changing letters I write I did write something else let me try again.

    For Toni curls

    Curls are back and Toni’s got em
    You can get em anyway you want em
    Boop dee boop curls
    Or all round body curls.

    • Adeline August 19, 2015 at 1:43 pm #

      Curls are back and Toni’s got em
      You can get em anyway you want em
      Boop d boop curls or all round body curls.(she bops her head to the side and puts her hands up as if she has bouncy curls in commercial. Was thinking about this for hours today and got people laughing once I sang the tune

  5. Adeline August 19, 2015 at 1:39 pm #

    How about Gee your hair smells terriffic shampoo don’t remember jingle only
    Gee your hair smells terriffic. She smells the hair and feels the aroma and gets excited

  6. Bruce November 9, 2015 at 10:14 am #

    This isn’t complete/correct. I added the capitalized part

    Armour Hot Dogs what kind of kids love Armour Hot Dogs, fat kids, skinny kids, KIDS WHO CLIMB ON ROCKS. TOUGH KIDS, SISSY KIDS, even kids with chicken pox, love hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs, the dogs kids love to bite

  7. Laddy January 25, 2016 at 9:16 pm #

    Yeah, how about the this for NBC Nightly News promotional
    *drumming *
    Feel the world’s heart beating like a big bass drum
    Don’t cha think ya oughta know where the beat comes from
    It’s you
    It’s the tapping of a million shoes
    And if you take another look around
    You can see it in a different way
    Hey! Don’t you think that you should have a total point of view
    Because you can’t be sure, no you can’t be sure
    Until you’ve looked it over more than once
    Because you can’t
    No ya can’t
    No ya can’t
    No ya can’t
    No ya can’t be sure
    Until you’ve looked it over more than once

    • ubi dubium April 6, 2016 at 10:56 am #

      This song was just stuck in my head this morning. Funny how tunes just stick with us over so many years.

    • Joe Sappy November 18, 2016 at 8:25 pm #

      Thank you! That’s the most complete lyric I’ve ever heard. If you have video or audio, please post it!

  8. Melody November 27, 2016 at 7:57 am #

    This is awesome. Thank you so much…

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